All Gals get PMS. Here are some cartoons I have collected. Enjoy!

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Bumper Sticker
I'm out of estrogen and I've got a gun!

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"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome,
but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
-- Roseanne

Here's the Top Ten ways you know you have PMS:

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.

3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper
sticker that says, "How's my driving call 1-800-***-****."

6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

7. You're convinced there is a God and he's male.

8. You're counting down the days until menopause.

9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

Here are some of women's favorite bumper stickers.......

SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.

GOD MADE US SISTERS; 
PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.

IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, 
I AIN'T GOING.

MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT 
FOR GUILT TRIPS.

PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES, SEEKS FROG.

COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. . . 
SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.

DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY 
THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.

IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, 
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.

DINNER IS READY WHEN 
THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF.

I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN
-AND I HAVE A GUN.

GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. 
BUT LIKE...WHO CARES?

NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES.

AND YOUR POINT IS...?

WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE 
AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.

OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...
I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.

DO NOT START WITH ME. 
YOU WILL NOT WIN.

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, 
SO PLEASE SHUT UP.

ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE!